Laundry Jokes – July 2019
To liven up doing your laundry in preparation for the Fourth of July, here are some jokes to ponder as you soak your socks!
Q: What did the first sock say to the second sock in the dryer?
A: I’ll see you the next time around.
Q: What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?
A: He came out spotless.
Q: Why can’t the comedian tell a dirty laundry joke?
A: It always comes out clean!
Q: How much fun is doing your laundry?
Q. Don’t you get tired and feel like throwing in the towel sometimes?
A: No, that only means more laundry to do.
Q: What do you call it when you put syrup in the washing machine?
A: A viscous cycle.
Q: Why can’t washing machines lie?
A: Because it all comes out in the wash!
Q: Why are dryers so good at storytelling?
A: They put a hot spin on a good yarn.